A married couple
were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible
it says that men
should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The
wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
The story of Adam and Eve was being carefully explained in the children's Sunday School class. Following the story, the children were asked to draw some picture that would illustrate the story. Little Bobby drew a picture of a car with three people in it. In the front seat was a man and in the back seat, a man and a woman. The teacher was at a loss to understand how this illustrated the lesson of Adam and Eve. Little Bobby was prompt with his explanation. "Why, this is God driving Adam and Eve out of the garden!"
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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God bless!!
Carolyn Thomas
Yeshoowa ministries
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